Tuesday

I was talking with my friend Sarah this evening and as we were talking about her wonderful husband and marriage; I had a revelation. I feel sorry for Tuesday. It's like the middle child of the week. Monday gets a bum rap because it's the "first day" of the week. Everyone heads back to work or school and the weekend is over. Wednesday is hump day; obvious why that's a great day. Thursday is wonderful because it's the day before the last day of the work week. So all day long you are looking forward to the end of the day so you can start Friday. Friday is margarita day and the start of a weekend. Saturday is the first day of the weekend, you get to relax and enjoy the freedom. Sunday is another wonderful weekend day full of relaxing, final errand for the week, house work, etc; the time is still your own.
What brought me to this revelation was my suggestion to her to have sex with her husband on Tuesdays. That would throw the world off it's orbit. No one pays any attention to poor Tuesday. I think Tuesday should be an important day for sex.

The name in the story has been changed to protect the innocent.